Archive for June, 2009

umm… was the no smoking sticker an afterthought?

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If I’ve ever learned anything, and I hope I have, then its that a good sales pitch will grant you more hits to an auction page than a good auction! Buddy found that his washing machine apparently creates worm holes either through space, or time, or both… and allows him to view dinosaurs. He’s trying to sell the washing machine now because he’s strapped for cash and the counselling is getting expensive… but that doesn’t explain why he accepts souls as payment. hmm…

Once while washing a load of towells it got a bit out of balance and it got so out of control for a minute that I swear I actually saw a porthole to another dimension open above it just for a second, there were dinosaurs on the otherside and they looked scared too, it almost sucked me in but I held onto for my life to the deepfreeze. It sucked my shoes and pants off though and it got the iron as well which pissed me off because it was quite a good one. Luckily it sucked it’s own power cord out of the wall and stopped before the whole house went in.
I drew a picture of the dinosaurs i saw incase people didn’t believe me, they are partly red because my green felt ran out half way through.

All of the pictures and a link to the auction site after the break…

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So I just got home from seeing this movie for the 4th time in theatres, and if that isn’t enough of a hint to get off your rear and see this movie for yourself (directed at those who havn’t of course) then I urge you to find the nearest object to hit yourself in the head with… maybe that’ll knock some sence into you. This movie is easily the best movie of the year and for someone who sees practically every movie in theatres, that review doesn’t come lightly. Hit the jump for the actuall review, instead of just my rant urging you to see it yourself…

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So for someone who still hasn’t seen the third terminator movie, I really dont feel like I’ve missed much! This movie picks up at the year 2018 after judgement day… and as long as you’ve seen the first 2 Terminator movies, I think you’de be fine with seeing this one. Right from the get go, this movie throws the viewer into the action of our post appocaliptic world. One scene near the beginning I was particularly fond of is when a helicopter crashes and the camera is inside looking out… With the volume of the theatre and surround sound it truely makes you feel like you could be there. However it wasn’t all good… the full review, including my rating, after the break

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If I had to say there was a moral or message of the movie, I think it would be the same as how I felt about the movie; Have fun. This light hearted movie was great for entertainment despite it starring Ben Stiller. Normally I’m not one to enjoy Stiller or any of his previous movies (other than the first night at the museum movie), but I actually found myself smiling a few times throughout this flick. Amy Adams puts on a great show… and she acts her part quite well too Click the jump for the full review including my rating…

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