
When I saw this story in my NewsTip’s Queue I was really expecting something different. Seems it was exactly what it said it was… Zombie Math. Above is just a clipping of the mathmatical calculations required to bore the zombie’s into submission. Or something like that… I think its actually something to do with how to outlast them, but I cant read greek letters very well, so I’m not sure. I know one of those is a lambda (thanks to half-life), but the rest is just Greek… har har!
We introduce a basic model for zombie infection, determine equilibria and their stability, and illustrate the outcome with numerical solutions. We then refine the model to introduce a latent period of zombification, whereby humans are infected, but not infectious, before becoming undead. We then modify the model to include the effects of possible quarantine or a cure. Finally, we examine the impact of regular, impulsive reductions in the number of zombies and derive conditions under which eradication can occur. We show that only quick, aggressive attacks can stave off the doomsday scenario: the collapse of society as zombies overtake us all.
wait… the University of Ottawa is introducing the zombie virus?! Then watching the outcome? Okay so I didn’t read the whole thing, sue me! Thanks to Linda for the story, at least she knows the best way to kill a zombie is by throwing popcorn at it.
[via Zombie apocalpyse: the math geek edition @ boingboing]