EPIC PHAIL! Wendy’s Spoon found in lung…

Wow… this dude is just so full of fail I can’t even begin to tell you. Read the excerpt:

The Wilmington, North Carolina, resident had surgery last week to remove part of a plastic spoon from his lung. And it wasn’t just any old plastic spoon; it came from the fast-food chain Wendy’s, with the restaurant logo clearly visible on the handle.

I’ve heard of inhaling your food, rhetorically… but literally? Slow down there tiger! The best part is that he didn’t even know what was bothering him. HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW!? One second you’re eating your delicious frosty with a spoon, the next minute, the spoon is gone! And you didn’t think that maybe the pain in your chest immediately following the vanishing of your spoon could possibly be related? Idiot.

Thanks to Vivi for the NewsTip.

[via Man's lung ailment caused by fragment of fast food spoon @ CNN]