Archive for November, 2009

Do you work in an office where there seems to be someone who always steals random lunches from the fridge? Me too! It’s like a new lunch suprise every day, I never know what I’m going to get! Well this little contraption will keep people like me that away from your lunch (unless I they steal the whole locker, in which case you’re out the $20 for the locker and the cost of your lunch… sucka!)

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[via Fridge Locker Keeps Your Food Safe @ OhGizmo]

Pictured above is a pretty sweet pillow… The mustache is interchangable too. To allow all your guests to stroke the stache.

Speaking of stache’s you should see that co-worker’s of mine’s mustache. 3 Weeks into Movember and it’s already pretty steller. Pledge him; proceed to prostate cancer here.

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[via Why Not? Interchangable Mustache Pillow @ Geekologie]

Seems Lions are getting smarter! You thought you only had the Robot-Apocolypse to fear? Think again, Linus! What? Your name isn’t Linus? Well it should be!

In the comfort and security of their car, a family thought there was nothing to worry about as they drove through a South African safari park – until a lion calmly opened their back door with his teeth.

wait a sec… are they trying to tell me that the lion in the picture above is actually a male lion? He’s looking awfully female without his mane today! hehehe…

Thanks to Robin for the link.

[via Lion opens family's car door with his teeth @ Telegraph]

I don’t care if this is the coolest clock that I’ve seen, since I spent $299+$16.95 in shiping on my PONG Clock. I also don’t care that this one recycles the use of old parts for a new purpose and thus saves the envrionment. I don’t even care that if I bought it, I’d be one of a very select group of people that own one. I Refuse to pay more than $315.95 on a clock, especially the hugely overpriced amount of $2338.00!!! You know there are children starving in Africa because this clock exists… douches.

[via Catena Wall Clock @ unicahome]

Here’s another mash-up video that isn’t worth watching all the way through… But its still creative enough to be mentioned today. Watching about 30 seconds worth is totally worth it, but may I just make a suggestion to the creator of the video? Less Gaga, more Cartman! And to make a joke about Lady Gaga that I’m sure has been made a thousand times now: I wouldn’t Poke-Her-Face anyway!

[via Around the Net - Nov 18th @ Attack of the Show]

Just got home from this movie that I really was expecting a lot more from than I got. Hit the jump to find out why the latest comedy staring, George Clooney, Ewan McGregor, Jeff Bridges, and Kevin Spacey just didn’t cut it for me.

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Did you ever wish you had the best treehouse on the street when you were kid? I’m pretty sure this guy did… because he grew up and built one of the coolest tree-houses I’ve ever seen! Only second to the one I made out of blankets and rusty nails when I was 7… I just dont get why my mother was so upset when she found that I put the nails THROUGH the blankets. *shrug* Hit the jump for more pictures of the feat.

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Just watch the video. Its funny… no write up on the video will do it justice. Just watch the video! WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS!? Oh, you already watched it? okay then… what did you think? Post in the comments! WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?!

Thanks to Soula for the video.

This link was one of the first to be sent in since I got back from my cruise, but I was debating if I should post his smug video or not. In the video he sings / hums all the parts to to Ghostbuster’s theme. Man what a douche! Okay, Okay, Okay, so maybe it does take some talent… to listen to this guy’s voice without complaining! OH SNAP! Watch it anyway. heh.

Thanks to Excitler for the link again.

When CrimsonLinks reader Bill submitted these photos for concideration the first thing I thought I read was Mega-Man. So clearly you can see why I was let down when I clicked the link and the Magnet-Man he constructed entirely out of super strong hard drive magenets, didn’t look much like mega-man. Hit the jump for another view of the creature. And it’s okay, Bill assured me its not mechanized, so there isn’t any chance of it killing anyone… Wait did it just cough?! IS IT SPREADING H1N1?! Damn you Bill!!!!

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