Question… if you remove an elevator door and the elevator is not on your floor, what happens if you try to step into the elevator? Most people would be able to answer without trying it. This gentlemen was not so fortunate. Now he has to answer to Darwin. Behold, the magic of “survivial of the fittest”… Or more specifically in this case, the “Not survival of the dumbest”. I guess if you bash the elevator, you get the shaft.

[via BoingBoing]

…and the award goes to– the above picture. Without a doubt! The more I look at it, the worse it gets!

[via En Marche: Camping disaster @ Photoshop disasters]

At first glance, you’d think, hell yes you should stop beating her! What kind of prick are you?! Then you read his story. Sorry man, I think you need to readjust your title…and then let her win.

[via Wish granted, Cody @ failblog]

Turns out the energy savings in street lights that are running the new LED Stop lights are so high that they don’t produce the much needed heat in order to melt all that snow. A few accidents and even a death are being blamed on the obstructed traffic lights. Engineering fail! Great idea, terrible follow through! …That’s what she said?

[via Energy-efficient traffic lights can't melt snow @ Associated Press on Yahoo News]

MLIT: wtf does that stand for you ask? It’s the latest site like FML… except its all about Twilight. Users of the site discuss how much their own lives are like that of the characters of Twilight. Here’s some of my favourites:

Today I asked my boyfriend if he would hold ice to his lips for a minute before he kissed me, so I could pretend I was kissing Edward. He did. MLIT
#8 (0) – Nov 30, 2009 01:39 AM by Rachel

Today I woke up from a nap on my girlfriends couch only to realize that she had covered me in Twilight body glitter while I was asleep. FML+MLIT
#6 (0) – Nov 30, 2009 12:40 AM by Andrew

Let me get something through to you: Vampire’s aren’t real, and if they were, they’d get owned to shit by any warewolf!!! Even if he did have Parkinsons. Oh Snap! See what I did there? was a little Teen Wolf / Michael J Fox joke. gah! nevermind. FML!

[via You've Gotta Be Kidding Me: My Life Is Twilight @ Geekologie]

Seems Lions are getting smarter! You thought you only had the Robot-Apocolypse to fear? Think again, Linus! What? Your name isn’t Linus? Well it should be!

In the comfort and security of their car, a family thought there was nothing to worry about as they drove through a South African safari park – until a lion calmly opened their back door with his teeth.

wait a sec… are they trying to tell me that the lion in the picture above is actually a male lion? He’s looking awfully female without his mane today! hehehe…

Thanks to Robin for the link.

[via Lion opens family's car door with his teeth @ Telegraph]

Just watch the video. Its funny… no write up on the video will do it justice. Just watch the video! WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS!? Oh, you already watched it? okay then… what did you think? Post in the comments! WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?!

Thanks to Soula for the video.

Question: If a man died in a horrible car crash and it burned my face so badly that you couldn’t recognize me– would you identify the man as me, just because his junk was huge? It would be understandable if you did.

Relatives of Ademir Jorge Goncalves, 59, had identified him as the victim of a Sunday night car crash in Parana state in southern Brazil, police said.
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He did not get word about his own funeral until it was already happening Monday morning.

Let me make something very clear. If you identify a dead body as someone you better be damn sure you know it’s him or not. EPIC PHAIL! I also know the image above doesn’t really have anything to do with the story, but its funny anyway. Enjoy

Thanks to Rachelle for the link shared through Google Reader.

[via Bricklayer shows up at his own funeral @ Bits & Pieces]

Now I understand why B.C. has the reputation that they do about weed. Seems the sign-installer-people were smoking the big one when they put this sign up. I Didn’t think elephants roamed wild in Canada, nore did I think that an elephant was called a deer! But this sign captured on Google StreetView proves that I’m apparently wrong. huh.

[via StreetView @ Google Maps]

Hey everyone, it’s been a while since I posted to the CL but I have returned. Seems while I was on holidays there was some corruption of data in the database as one of my servers cratered. The issue has finally been corrected this morning and you’ll see a flood of awesome content this morning. I’ve got about a month’s worth of links to post. Prepare for the floooooooodddd!!