I told you last time I linked this video that my girlfriend really hates cats… So I’ve found a solution for her. Watch the video above to find out

Turns out there is a new Youtube Channel called CuteThingsExploding which is just that. Remember the Sneezing Panda? Or the Dog who sleep walks? They all get a dose of explodes in this channel. Funny Stuff! I think they might just win the internet for 2010. Grats CuteThingsExploding!

[via Jan 13th's Around the Net @ G4's Attack of the Show]

Awesome…

[via Startled Door @ oddlyspecific]

This one time on a math test I scratched out the question and wrote in “what is pi to 100 digits?”… then wrote out pi to a hundred digits. My teacher gave me a bonus mark for the effort but the question was worth 5 points, so I lost out in the end. Hit the jump to see what this teacher did when a kid gave an excuse for not being able to complete the question due to an elephant in his way!

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*chuckle* I’m sooo doing this the next chance I get…

[via He saw the whole thing... [Pic] @ digg]

At first glance, you’d think, hell yes you should stop beating her! What kind of prick are you?! Then you read his story. Sorry man, I think you need to readjust your title…and then let her win.

[via Wish granted, Cody @ failblog]

Turns out the energy savings in street lights that are running the new LED Stop lights are so high that they don’t produce the much needed heat in order to melt all that snow. A few accidents and even a death are being blamed on the obstructed traffic lights. Engineering fail! Great idea, terrible follow through! …That’s what she said?

[via Energy-efficient traffic lights can't melt snow @ Associated Press on Yahoo News]

Its not overly long, but this article requires your attention! Written by a dude who lived with a couple horses for a while, it’s about his distaste for the 4 legged beasts that nearly all 12 year old girls want… next to me of course. Hey! I’m only a perv if I satisfy their lustfull cravings… Read the full article here.

[via Why We Should Be Eating Horses Instead of Riding Them @ digg]

MLIT: wtf does that stand for you ask? It’s the latest site like FML… except its all about Twilight. Users of the site discuss how much their own lives are like that of the characters of Twilight. Here’s some of my favourites:

Today I asked my boyfriend if he would hold ice to his lips for a minute before he kissed me, so I could pretend I was kissing Edward. He did. MLIT
#8 (0) – Nov 30, 2009 01:39 AM by Rachel

Today I woke up from a nap on my girlfriends couch only to realize that she had covered me in Twilight body glitter while I was asleep. FML+MLIT
#6 (0) – Nov 30, 2009 12:40 AM by Andrew

Let me get something through to you: Vampire’s aren’t real, and if they were, they’d get owned to shit by any warewolf!!! Even if he did have Parkinsons. Oh Snap! See what I did there? was a little Teen Wolf / Michael J Fox joke. gah! nevermind. FML!

[via You've Gotta Be Kidding Me: My Life Is Twilight @ Geekologie]

Are you one of those players that always enjoyed the side quests and the little games in Zelda? I bet you really liked completing that game 100% didn’t you? Well I hope you know that I think you’re a douche for doing that! The princess needs saving and you’re too busy collecting jugs or collecting all the poe’s in order to get some stupid mask!! Kinda funny if you think about it actually… short bus funny that is! HIYO!

[via Why It Takes Link So Long To Save Zelda @ Geekologie]

Remember the guy who tried to pay his bills with a drawing of a 7 legged spider? Seems he wants payment from one of his clients now… This time he refuses to continue doing anymore design work until his employer decides to pay him. Read the full email string after the jump…

Thanks to Robin for the tip on this one!

[via Freelancer vs cheap client: please design me a logo, with pie charts, for free @ boing boing]

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