… Before you get confused by the title, let me set something straight, he gets nailed with a water bottle at a concert. WIN. Too bad he wasn’t nailed with a hammer or a nail gun instead though. I’ll take what I can get.

[via Youtube]

I have no idea what Jigsaw is or where booth 1112 is, but after watching this video I MUST FIND IT! That being said, this is a great idea for marketing. Ever seen the Little Ceaser’s kids at the roadside holding signs? this is one step up from that… dude spins the sign! Apparently this trick has been featured in such shows as 30 rock and MadTV, but that doesn’t make it any less impressive. Check it out.

[via For when you can't kill: Sign Spinning @ Geekologie]

In likely the most bad-ass story of the week, there is a student in Baltimore who had been given the chance to kill an intruder– WITH A SWORD! Not just any sword either, but a full on razor sharp, samurai sword.

Hours earlier, someone had broken into John Pontolillo’s house and taken two laptops and a video-game console. Now it was past midnight, and he heard noises coming from the garage out back. The Johns Hopkins University undergraduate didn’t run. He didn’t call the police. He grabbed his samurai sword.

Props dude… you show him who’s boss! Best of luck with the criminal system now.

Thanks to Raptor for the NewsTip.

[via Sword-wielding Hopkins student kills intruder @ The Baltimore Sun]

In a phenominon that seems to be taking the internet by storm (a very slow storm…) another picture has cropped up of someone doing something you wouldn’t normally expect to do on a roller coaster. We’ve see pictures like playing chess or jenga, but this time they are building a house of cards. Oh xkcd, thank you for starting this!

[via I'm Proud Of You: Geekologie Reader Makes House Of Cards On Amusement Park Ride @ Geekologie]

I have nothing to say to this except thanks to Tom for submitting the picture via the NewsTip form

umm… win. I really hope this doesn’t turn out to be some crazy CGI/Photoshop job. Until then, this guy has bigger balls than the squirel with elephantitis.

[via Aug 6th 2009's Around the Net @ G4's Attack of the Show]

I think the title says it all… Clearly this guy could have had it much worse though. Imagine the same prank, except with any of the following:

Cooking Oil
Chicken Parts
Old Diapers
ROBOTS!

just sayin…

[via Garbage Can Full of Water Prank @ break]

A 21 year old man has been arrested and fined $360 for damages to these construction traffic cones. But honestly, I’m gonna pay more attention to the Barrel Monster than the traffic cones! Honeslty I think the guy was doing a service to the people! Good on you man! Keep up the good work! At least, until your July 21st court date… Somehow reminds me of the Zombie’s Ahead road sign.

[via thesmokinggun, and geekologie]